Evil Twin

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Performer: Brook Adams
Writer: Brook Adams

Story

I recorded this in my car while parked at the laundromat.

Lyrics

Once a movie star, went into a bar, he was basking in his fame.
Until a patron there, grabbed him by the hair, and he cursed aloud his name
"Last time you came here, you drank too much beer, and you didn't tip a dime.
Then you got so drunk, tried to flash yer junk, and you grabbed my wife's behind."

Fire and brimstone and sin, don't mean nothin' to him.
And Hollywood is a place he's never been cause he's...
Robert Downey Jr.'s, evil twin.

"Listen her you schmuck, you owe mw fifty bucks, and that debt is coming due.
Made offensive jokes, to some sensitive folks, and you broke my glasses too."
"Well I apologize, but these tales are lies, I must strongly disagree.
Someone with my face, brings me this discrace, but I swear it wasn't me."

Fire and brimstone and sin, don't mean nothin' to him.
And Hollywood is a place he's never been cause he's...
Robert Downey Jr.'s, evil twin.

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